SYSTEM_STATUS: CRYPTO_CONFERENCE_CHAOS

The Pain of Crypto Conferences

Why we need a better way to manage business travel and networking

[STATUS: SOLUTION_READY]

> Event_FOMO.exe

You open 10 tabs, join 3 Discord servers, and still end up at a mediocre networking brunch instead of the exclusive rooftop mixer with all the VCs.

> Running_Everywhere.log

Your meetings are all over the city. You spend more time in taxis than actually networking.

> Missed_Connections.log

You flew 10 hours for a conference, but only realized your dream investor was there when you saw their Instagram... the next day.

> Business_Card_Graveyard.err

You collect 25 business cards, forget who's who, and by the time you follow up, they've pivoted, rebranded, and raised $10M.

> ROI_404.err

You spend a lot on travel but return home with nothing except a bad selfie and a boring event badge.

> Schedule_Overflow.err

You RSVP for everything but don't know where to go next. You check Google Maps every 5 minutes just to survive.

> Promise_Overload.err

You promised 12 people "Let's grab coffee!" but now you're avoiding them because you're triple-booked.

> Wrong_Time_Meeting.err

You finally meet that one person you really needed to talk to... at the boarding gate, 5 minutes before takeoff.

> Logistics_Failure.fatal

You booked a flight at the wrong time, your hotel is too far, and you just realized the main event is tomorrow, not today.